1. Isn’t Nicki Minaj done yet? It was fun and all for a while but I think it’s time to give someone else a chance to say the same verse five different times in five different ways.
2. How come Ann Coulter hasn’t been shot in the kneecaps yet? I’m not saying I wish harm upon her (*cough* *cough*) I’m just surprised it hasn’t happened yet!
3. If Lady Gaga had been a male African dance/music master, would her name be Baba Gaga?
4. Can I have $50?
5. Now that we’ve found love, what ARE we gonna do (with it?)
6. Would you rather: Make out with Jack Nicholson with a cold sore OR George W. Bush perfectly healthy?
7. When is “The View” going to listen to its audience and change itself to “The Whoopi & Joy Hour?”
8. When is Tyler Perry’s “Coonfest” coming on television? It already is? Oh. Never mind!
9. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
10. No, seriously. Can I have $50?