Things MLK Would(n’t) Appreciate Today

Today, we celebrate and honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I sat pondering the changes, advances and random fuckery that have occurred since his lifetime.

In no particular order, I’ve composed a list of things Dr. would enjoy as well as some things he would NOT be here for:

Things MLK WOULDN’T appreciate today:

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

“Bodak Yellow”

Clarence Thomas

The Popeye’s Chicken Lady

Oprah for President

Our current “President”

Track 2 of Kanye West’s “Life of Pablo”

H&M Vandalism

The “comments” section of ANY social media site

The Klan 2.0 aka the current White House administration

Halle Berry

Mumble rappers

R Kelly

Whoever sells hair to Rachel Dolezal

Season 4 of “The Boondocks”

Banks being closed on his birthday

Things MLK WOULD DEFINITELY appreciate today:



The Obama family


Black Twitter

“The Good Place”

Key & Peele (together OR individually)

The TV show “Atlanta”

Donald Glover in general

Black Panther (February 16th!!!)

Neil Degrasse Tyson’s resume

The upcoming “Living Single” reunion

What did I miss?


Hi! My Name Is…

My name is Charles. Not Charlie. Not Chas and NOT Chuck. Charles.
What is it about my monosyllabic name that is so daunting that people can't just let it stand unmolested? Why do you feel the need to give me a fucking nickname? Especially when you just met me?

“My name is Charles.”
“Do you go by anything else?”

Why the fuck would I?!

“Can I call you ‘Charlie?”
“Only if I can call you ‘Bertha.’”
“But my name is Rita.”
“Yeah, well, I don't like that.”

That's it. From now on, if you feel the need to call me by anything other than my actual name, I'm just going to call you “Hortense.”

Mind Infection Diversion Tactic #1: 10 Things That Crack Me The Hell Up


I’m sick of hearing, thinking and talking about politics, the presidential candidates, the possible ruin of the United States, etc., yackity-smackityblahblahblah…

Instead, I decided to think of things that make me giggle like a 9-year-old girl.


1) People using the flashlight on their expensive-ass smartphone to navigate their living room because the electricity got cut off.

2) That chick at the club who KNEW that dress was way too short and she had way too much ass when she bought it but she know she cute…and then spends the whole night tugging and tugging and tugging at it.

3) Looking all over the damned house for your glasses…that you were wearing the entire time! The fact that you could see where you were going wasn’t a CLUE?!

4) Looking all over the damned house for your phone…while in the middle of a conversation on said phone. “…okay. Well, call me back when you find it.”

5) The fact that Zendaya has a song called “Something New” which is a from-the-ground-up mimic of “Creep” by TLC from 1994.


7) The word “trivet.”

8) Picturing the most hardcore-ass, savage-ass, thug-ass dude I can imagine…saying the word “puppy” with a straight face.

9) Omarosa being appointed Donald Trump’s Director of African-American Outreach…DAMMIT! I couldn’t even make it through this list!

10) Fuck it. We’re all doomed.



Review: Race aka White people, please stop making these films.

Review: Race aka White people, please stop making these films.

Yeah, it only took ten seconds of the trailer for me to decide I cared not.

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So, I was lucky enough to go see the new Jesse Owens movie before most people. This article will be full of “spoilers” unlike my usual review so…enter only ye who do not care. 2nd warning: I mean it’s called “Race” so if you’re the type of person who doesn’t like racial topics, or bluntly honest people…just leave now.

Let’s start from the beginning here because the failure of this movie is spectacular in its scope.

1st thing is, Ludacris came to the front of the theater to say a few generic things about Jesse Owens. This struck me as odd, but I figured, maybe he was a producer, or perhaps an actor in the film. Nah, he was just some random guy that happened to be in Atlanta that they paid to speak.
Then the actor who played Jesse came down, fumbled through some off the cuff remarks, thanked everyone…

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To The “I’m Not Gonna Vote-ers”


There is a growing faction of people who claim that they are opting out of voting in the Presidential primary election. They make this claim for various reasons. Disillusionment, apathy, disdain and nihilism being among the top ranked. 

Well, I don’t have the time, energy or inclination to get into all of that right now. But I will say this…

No matter WHO you are, that right to vote that you’re about to wipe your ass with has the blood of your ancestors on it. So who the fuck are you to throw it away?! Okay, fine. You don’t feel like settling for the “lesser of two evils.” I’m going to ignore how lazy and tired that argument is and instead say SHUT UP!

You better hold your goddam nose and vote for the one that leans closest to your REAL-LIFE issues as they are now! And if you can’t do that, then you better exercise that write-in option. Mickey Mouse, Alan Smithee, Santa Claus…SOMEBODY!

Because if…it becomes president because you pissed away a chance to take a vote away from it, I will find you. Yes. I will find you, staple a dead ferret to YOUR head and beat you exclusively in the face and neck area with a rolled-up copy of The Final Call. 

Don’t you bring about the apocalypse because you’re a political punk-ass!
Think I’m kidding…try me.