Everytime I come close to complaining about being
too busy…I consider the alternative!
The only thing aged 18-21 that goes in MY mouth is Scotch!!!
“You know, fascinating things happen when I go off of birth control!” – Nicole Gaddis
“I’ve never heard anyone call you anything…they just come up and tweak your nipples.” – Nicole Gaddis
“What I really need is somebody on top of me that I can get along with!” – Lauren Williams
“Nothing makes life better than someone you hate getting herpes.”
-Charles Tyson, Jr.
“Improv does not mean acting like an idiot!”
-Anhthi “Maria” Nguyen
“What are you waiting for? The sky ain’t gettin’ any bluer!”
– Troy Everwine
“Me and the words…? We get along.”